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Thursday, October 1, 2009

The ObamaCON CON Part#7 The Final Part

An OLIGARCHIAL HIJACKING of AMERICA

Part #7 of ObamaCON Series by a True Patriot with a code name of "Hit It." I did not write any of this series.

• FOUNDERS – A NEW SET OF FOUNDERS FOR A NEW AMERICA
Our founding fathers had the wisdom to structure a representative republic that balanced the interests between the States, having separate and unique territorial interests, and the People, having separate and unique personal interests, by forming two houses of lawmakers. They further balanced that power by forming three separate branches of government so as to avoid the possibility that their Republic could never be converted back to the totalitarian style of government that they fought so hard to free themselves from.
Our founding fathers unfortunately did not adequately anticipate the corrosive power of money to corrupt politicians to vote against the interests of both their states and the people they represent. Our founding fathers unfortunately did not anticipate the power of money to divide those same politicians into two camps of political thought to which they are entirely more dedicated to than to the ideals of the Republic (because of their need to raise huge amounts of money to get re-elected so as to serve their own political and personal interests). Our founders didn’t foresee that special interest groups would ultimately seize the power of government from both the states and the people. From that corruption of the original intent of our founding fathers has emerged the corrupt political power and agenda of the ObamaCONs.
“OUR” founding fathers are not the founding fathers of the ObamaCONs. These people are totally ignorant of the principles upon which this nation was founded; except as may be necessary to maneuver their power within our legal system without going to jail. The ObamaCONs are merely inconvenienced temporarily by this legal system; which they are now abusing with breathtaking speed. The ObamaCONs intend to ultimately be recognized as the founding fathers of a new America. Barrack Hussein Obama is trying to become recognized by history as the New George Washington, the NEW FOUNDING FATHER of the NEW AMERICA.
Obama’s Reverend Wright said “God damn America”; and the ObamaCONs surely do mean it. I say “God damn all the politicians and all the ObamaCONs” who refuse to honor our Bill of Rights and our Constitution and who reject the dreams of our true forefathers that have produced this great nation. These people are refusing to perform their sworn duties to this country and are arrogantly turning up their noses at a concerned American public that objects to their corrupt actions. Every one of them that doesn’t subscribe to the ideals upon which this nation is based should be driven out of office and flown over to China or Russia or the Middle East to join their comrades in oligarchy.

I believe in the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, Middle-America, and GOD.

• GOD – A SUPERSTITIOUS NOTION OF THE MASSES
We see the beginnings of the end when we kill our babies because we think it would be too inconvenient for us to care for them. We refuse to allow our children to hear in public places of the faith and beliefs that sustained our forefathers through the trials and tribulations of the founding, the growing, and the preserving of this great nation. “Thou shall not lie” has become a joke. Now this nation is being overtaken by those who have achieved virtually nothing that could compare to that which was previously accomplished by men and women of faith.
The ObamaCONs are filled with anger and hatred for the faith-based system that has provided them an opportunity to contribute to this great nation. Yet many of these who would overtake us believe that expressions of faith in God are offensive to their ears and nothing more than a foolish superstition of the ignorant. It may be our duty to patiently and quietly accommodate their viewpoints; but it is not our duty to allow them to seize America and substitute their intolerance for the tolerance of those who believe. We have a duty to overcome this evil and we must learn to overcome intolerance without becoming intolerant.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

• HERITAGE – A SHIELD AGAINST HONEST DEBATE
One of America’s greatest heritages is the open acceptance of and the melding of differing cultures into a diverse culture that is uniquely American. This rich heritage has been overtaken by those whose objectives are to maintain separateness between groups of persons having differing cultural backgrounds. By promoting this separateness and attempting to get those of differing backgrounds to think of themselves as “victims” of our society rather than as “participants” in it, the ObamaCONs intend to consolidate public opinion against all the good that has been accomplished uniquely in America for the social integration of differing cultures.
The ObamaCONs use “Race” to twist the good into the bad for their political purposes. It’s time to stop allowing “Race” to be used as a shield to protect the corrupt ideals of the ObamaCONs from exposure. Those who would hijack America are typically the most “racist” of all. They thrive on making certain that we collect into little corners of American political thought based upon our skin color or other heritage so that we can provide them with a simple “block vote”. The biggest race card of all time is sitting in the White House. Those of us that believe his corrupt policies have ONLY to do with those policies and not with skin color will still be tagged as “racists”. Race is just another of the corrupt defenses the ObamaCONs are using to prevent discovery of their agenda for converting American government into a Communist Oligarchy.

• A STRAW MAN OST SYSTEM
Every strategy being used by the ObamaCONs must be met with a defensive counter-strategy, plus an aggressive offense. For every “Czar”, there must be a “C-Czar”. Here are a few examples for a straw-man OST system to use as a full-court-press against these ObamaCONs:
Army: Obama must be prevented from establishing a national police force of any kind. This should include the repeal or revision of any legislation that might have previously given power to the executive branch for such purpose or that might now be interpreted to allow such act; plus the prevention of any new legislation that would authorize any such act, either by inclusion or omission of the proper clauses for checks and balances.
Banking: The 1873 grandfathered-in Joint Stock Trust created in 1870 that has allowed for the immense accumulation of wealth and control of power across the world through U.S. law must be grandfathered-out. We-the-People must have better visibility into the cross-coupled holdings of stock and management control of our Federal Reserve System, oil companies, and the multitude of private “contracts” that essentially control our financial system and wealth.
Communications: There must be no legislation giving additional powers to the Executive Branch over our communication media and there should be new legislation prohibiting Federal interference with media content as it relates to political agendas. The Executive branch should have no authority to shut-down or control the Internet where that authority does not have explicit checks and balances to prevent the abuse of that power.
Diversion: Challenge or ignore every attempt made by ObamaCONs and their public media outlets to divert focus from their true agenda. Stay focused upon defeating their strategies. Sharpen your tongue in open opposition to those strategies. Insist that any new legislation for so-called social purposes include the necessary constraints against abuse of power by the Executive branch and that it be specific enough to avoid loopholes that would lead to the abuse of such power. There are those of us who once helped remove the cover of darkness from our enemies, beginning in Vietnam. We learned how to “see” in the dark in several spectrums and how to attack the covert activities of our enemies. It took a lot of cooperative effort and hard work to do it. To remove the cover of darkness from the ObamaCONs, their plan must become well-known and well-understood by Middle America and like-minded other citizens of America.
Energy: Demand that the U.S. start exploiting its existing natural resources immediately and intelligently; and with a transition to other sources of energy only when such sources are proven to be economically practical. We must make certain that any national power grid is not our only source of energy and cannot ultimately be used to control our individual energy decisions. Defeat Cap and Trade.
Founders: We need an organized effort to elect politicians, either Republican or Democrat, who will adhere to the constructs and ideals of our republic and who are strong enough to reject the temptations of power that come with their authority. We need to get rid of every single politician that has already succumbed to temptation. We need to drum those out of office who routinely lie to us on national television. We need to force these people to follow the Constitution, even if that means that Obama has to push through an amendment to our Constitution that allows him to legitimately be our President or else to be forced in a court of law to produce a real birth certificate, not some phony piece of paper created by some clerk in Hawaii in 2007. (Just how much does it cost to buy a clerk’s signature in Hawaii?)
God: God helps those who help themselves. Let’s get off our butts, stop just sending emails around whining about how bad things are, and find something constructive to do toward solving this problem. It isn’t going to be solved by sending political emails to people who already agree with you unless the subject contributes toward positive action. We’ve got to stop whining and get to work. If you find something that helps, share it. Pray.
Heritage: Shove the race card down the throat of every person who tries to use it as a defense against your exposure to America of the planned ObamaCON hijacking of America.

• MIDDLE AMERICAN CAUCUS (THE BIG MAC)
There is no image more “American” to most of us than the BIG MAC. That moniker is truly Middle-American and befitting of an organized drive to take back the reigns of American government from these fanatics. The best defense against the hijacking of America by the ObamaCONs is a strong voting block and political action group consisting of both Republicans and Democrats that believe in the basic foundation of our political system; but a caucus that is not controlled by either political party: the MIDDLE AMERICAN CAUCUS – the BIG MAC.
The BIG MAC must be well organized and the old X OST system is a good way to get it moving. The OST approach should allow for an integrated effort using a shadow matrix of both Republican and Democratic politicians and voters who believe more in improving on the solid foundations of America rather jacking up the name “USA” and driving in some radical new political system under the guise of social justice. A rose by any other name is still a rose; and Communism by any other name is still Communism. An OST structure being operated as a political caucus can effectively counter every single tactic being used by the ObamaCONs to destroy America. Political activism is well outside my experiences, but it is important that this bunch of thugs be run back into the streets of Chicago where they belong.
AMEN

Friday, September 25, 2009

The ObamaCON CON Part#6

An OLIGARCHIAL HIJACKING of AMERICA

Part #6 of ObamaCON Series by a True Patriot with a code name of "Hit It." I did not write any of this series.

• DIVERSION – THE COVER OF DARKNESS FOR THE HIJACKING
A critical theme of the ObamaCONs’ propaganda machine is to keep the public focused on issues that distract attention from their true “shadow” agenda. Forget about trying to discover normal logic and reason behind any of the social programs being pursued by the Obama administration. That is not the true purpose of these apparent “social” improvement efforts. The purpose is to buy future votes to sustain long-term power, to hide within new legislation all possible means to enhance the power of the executive branch so as to help control the masses, and to cause the masses to become more and more dependent upon the government. In the Communist world of thought, there exists only one corporation; and that is THE GOVERNMENT.
Obama cannot sell his “health care” program in all the many speeches he has made on that subject and is not particularly well briefed on any of those issues anyway. This is because a critical purpose of the legislation is to inject population control mechanisms inside any resulting legislation so as to serve the ultimate purpose of seizing total power. That is why almost nothing coming out of Obama’s mouth makes any sense to normal-thinking Americans. His true objectives lie within the buried clauses of the legislation. His objective for hijacking America will ultimately be met as long as he gets any kind of legislation passed at all. The “masses” will be content and he will then have greater power over them. Any new, so-called “health care bill” will be voluminous and full of legal loopholes for the ObamaCON czars to abuse so that they can further the ObamaCON Oligarchy agenda.
There is no need to wonder why different subjects, such as the closing of Guantanamo Bay, “enhanced interrogation techniques”, etc. keep popping back up in the media. Many of the focal points for media attention are intended to keep us cows focused on the magician’s left hand while the right hand is busy seizing control of America. Has it ever occurred to you why Obama’s liberal political “strategists” stick to “talking points” and “talking points” only, regardless of any question being posed to them in a debate on any issue? It’s no accident, it’s the plan; because any open and honest debate makes the ObamaCON arguments seem flimsy and illogical. The four “T’s” of the ObamaCON Creed are crucial in creating this diversion. DIVERSION and DECEPTION are the most important tools in the ObamaCONs’ toolbox.
Obama, himself, is the principal instrument of this diversion and deception. He was selected years ago by wealthy and powerful radicals hiding in the shadows. An important aspect of their overall plan has been to ensure that the American public did not catch onto Obama’s true beliefs before he was elected President. It was no accident that he voted “present” most of the time in the Illinois Senate. It is no accident that the place of his birth cannot be established. It is no accident that virtually all documentation of his past is sealed from public scrutiny. He is the ultimate chameleon and is desperate to keep diverting our attention away from the plans of his political masters to hijack America. He is their pre-selected instrument for delivery of an overt social agenda and message; while their covert agenda is being fully implemented in the cloak of darkness, hidden from the eyes of us unsuspecting Middle American Cows as we graze comfortably in the green pastures of our past accomplishments; oblivious to our dismal future.
• ENERGY – AS A TOOL FOR THE REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH
Most origins of wealth were created by past geological events of the earth. This includes gold, silver, diamonds, and sources of energy such as uranium, oil, coal, and natural gas. “Scarcity” is an attribute that contributes greatly to the perceived value of such resources. Gold, silver, and diamonds have substantially no real value other than that which is created by illusions in the minds of humans and as may result from real and/or contrived scarcity. By contrast, oil, coal, and gas are much more abundant. Their value derives from controlled access acting in combination with a high value in meeting the needs of modern society as sources of energy.
In order for materials that are useful as energy sources to be also useful as sources of wealth, access must be controlled and restricted such that price is manipulated above and beyond that which would otherwise result from the native abundance of the energy source. This has been the case for oil for many years, which has resulted in one of the world’s greatest transfers of wealth; comparable to that accomplished by the United Kingdom a few hundred years ago.
There is no real shortage of oil, coal, or natural gas; only a massive array of contrived reasons for not accessing it. The most likely purposes for these contrived reasons are either to protect the massive wealth of those who presently have it or to allow for the creation of a new source of massive wealth for those who currently don’t have it. Based on the environmental excuses being used to keep virtually all of America’s natural resources in the ground, it is safe to conclude that the competition for the control of energy as a source of massive wealth is the true basis for prohibiting access to those resources. Circumstantial evidence suggests that the ObamaCONs, the environmentalists, and General Electric have mutual interests in causing solar and wind energy to become America’s massive source of wealth for the ObamaCON Oligarchy.
Wind and solar energy can only become forms of wealth if access to them can be controlled. Controlling wind and sun is much more difficult than controlling oil, gas, and coal because of the differences in natural abundance and availability. The inherent negative attributes of wind and sun are that they have no predictability, cannot be physically relocated, and are typically not in locations where the demand for energy exists. A partial solution to these disadvantages is to create a means by which the energy from wind and solar can be transported across America to the places where that energy is consumed and where that massive increase in surface area stabilizes the unpredictability of the energy source. The so-called National Energy Grid partially accomplishes this. The inherent weaknesses of wind and sun then become the very features that provide a means for controlling access to that energy; where access to the electric grid then controls access to the massive wealth associated with those otherwise readily accessible energy sources. By forcing both the design of automobiles and the available sources of energy into dependence upon a nationally controlled energy grid, the ObamaCONs are on the path toward monopolization of virtually all wealth associated with the use of energy by the American public. Don’t be surprised if nuclear energy does not re-emerge as a backup source for the national electric grid………….with a General Electric name on it.
It is unlikely that a scientific analysis of wind and solar power would reveal that those sources could, by themselves, supply stable energy to the U.S.; which lends even more credence to the notion that the push for a national electric grid is just as much driven by a socialist objective as it is an energy need. This grid would ultimately enable the government to charge whatever they want to charge to different entities for their different uses of energy, control which particular entities get access to energy, provide free energy to the so-called “disadvantaged”, directly “tax” any declared “excess” energy use, and control just about any other aspect of your life that you can imagine, right down to when you have to turn your lights off and go to bed.
In order to accomplish this ultimate control of energy, all other U.S. sources of energy must be kept in the ground until the electric grid system is operational. “Green” has been for some time the drum beat that is keeping those resources in the ground. “Cap and Trade” will drive the costs of currently available energy upward to the point where the energy from the electric grid will then appear to be naturally competitive. Oh yeah, don’t forget this minor coincidence:
Obama’s new “green” czar is an avowed Communist.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The ObamaCON CON Part#5

An OLIGARCHIAL HIJACKING of AMERICA

Part #5 of ObamaCON Series by a True Patriot with a code name of "Hit It." I did not write any of this series.

Welcome to the United Banana Republic of Radical Islam
• ARMY – CONTROLLING THE INEVITABLE STAMPEDE
Obama’s National Defense Force is a critical element needed to ensure that any revolt by We- the-People can be suppressed. Even without a national emergency, it could be used to establish similar total control to suppress dissent. However, the legal mechanism is already in place for controlling a national uprising by means of “martial law” or its equivalent:
• SENATE CONCERN OVER MARTIAL LAW…………….SEPTEMBER 30, 1973
EXCERPT: Joint Statement, Sens. Frank Church (D-ID) and Charles McMathias (R-MD)
http://www.oilempire.us/redalert.html
The President has the power to seize property, organize and control the means of production, seize commodities, assign military forces abroad, call reserve forces amounting to 2 1/2 million men to duty, institute martial law, seize and control all means of transportation, regulate all private enterprise, restrict travel, and in a plethora of particular ways, control the lives of all Americans...
Most [of these laws] remain as a potential source of virtually unlimited power for a President should he choose to activate them. It is possible that some future President could exercise this vast authority in an attempt to place the United States under authoritarian rule.
While the danger of a dictatorship arising through legal means may seem remote to us today, recent history records Hitler seizing control through the use of the emergency powers provisions contained in the laws of the Weimar Republic.
• CONCERN BY THE DEMOCRATS OVER MARTIAL LAW………..OCTOBER 26, 2006
EXCERPT: Bush Moves Toward Martial Law
http://towardfreedom.com/home/content/view/911/
In a stealth maneuver, President Bush has signed into law a provision which, according to Senator Patrick Leahy (D-Vermont), will actually encourage the President to declare federal martial law (1). It does so by revising the Insurrection Act, a set of laws that limits the President's ability to deploy troops within the United States. The Insurrection Act (10 U.S.C.331 -335) has historically, along with the Posse Comitatus Act (18 U.S.C.1385), helped to enforce strict prohibitions on military involvement in domestic law enforcement. With one cloaked swipe of his pen, Bush is seeking to undo those prohibitions.
Public Law 109-364, or the "John Warner Defense Authorization Act of 2007" (H.R.5122) (2), which was signed by the commander in chief on October 17th, 2006, in a private Oval Office ceremony, allows the President to declare a "public emergency" and station troops anywhere in America and take control of state-based National Guard units without the consent of the governor or local authorities, in order to "suppress public disorder."

The law also facilitates militarized police round-ups and detention of protesters, so called "illegal aliens," "potential terrorists" and other "undesirables" for detention in facilities already contracted for and under construction by Halliburton. That's right. Under the cover of a trumped-up "immigration emergency" and the frenzied militarization of the southern border, detention camps are being constructed right under our noses, camps designed for anyone who resists the foreign and domestic agenda of the Bush administration.

Make no mistake about it: the de-facto repeal of the Posse Comitatus Act (PCA) is … the only U.S. criminal statute that outlaws military operations directed against the American people under the cover of 'law enforcement.' As such, it has been the best protection we've had against the power-hungry intentions of an unscrupulous and reckless executive, an executive intent on using force to enforce its will.

Unfortunately, this past week, the president dealt posse comitatus, along with American democracy, a near fatal blow. Consequently, it will take an aroused citizenry to undo the damage wrought by this horrendous act, part and parcel, as we have seen, of a long train of abuses and outrages perpetrated by this authoritarian (Bush) administration.
On September 19th, a lone Senator Patrick Leahy (D-Vermont) noted that 2007's Defense Authorization Act contained a "widely opposed provision to allow the President more control over the National Guard [adopting] changes to the Insurrection Act, which will make it easier for this or any future President to use the military to restore domestic order WITHOUT the consent of the nation's governors."
• OTHER ONLINE MARTIAL LAW REFERENCES:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_Comitatus_Act
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martial_law
http://www.usconstitution.net/consttop_mlaw.html

• THE OBAMACON ARMY:
Obama knows that the U.S. Military will not willingly use their power to suppress the American people. That is why he wants a National Defense Force with (his own words) a size and strength that matches that of our current armed forces. It is no accident that his administration has started using the phrase “domestic terrorists” to describe angry citizens who object to his policies. Also, there is an interesting feature of the Posse Comitatus Act where it names those specific military forces that are prohibited from being used against We-the-People. Since Obama’s new defense force did not exist at the time of that act, it is not “named” within that act. Obama’s new ARMY just might legally fall outside the jurisdiction of the Posse Comitatus Act and could then be used against We-the-People with impunity. Heil Hitler.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The ObamaCON CON Part #4

The ObamaCON CON
An OLIGARCHIAL HIJACKING of AMERICA

Part #4 of ObamaCON Series by a True Patriot with a code name of "Hit It." I did not write any of this series.

The ObamaCON: An OLIGARCHIAL HIJACKING OF AMERICA
• OBJECTIVES, STRATEGIES, & TACTICS FOR HIJACKING AMERICA
Unfortunately, most of us older milk cows are just now waking up to the fact that we are headed to the slaughter house, not to greener pastures. The ObamaCONs intend to seize control of America and implement a permanent totalitarian government. The strategies for this seizure have been in the works for many years. Here are some elements of that plan:
Army – Create a National Defense Force to control uprisings of the masses.
Banking – Ensure stability of and control over the financial system so as to control all wealth.
Communications – Seize control of public information for propaganda purposes.
Diversion – Promote an overt social agenda to provide cover for a covert political agenda.
Energy – Deny access to energy resources so as to accelerate the redistribution of wealth.
Founders – Disgrace and denounce the wisdom of the forefathers and founders of America.
God – Denounce and disgrace God and remove all such influences from the public domain.
Heritage – Pull out the “race” card to deflect any and all criticism of the ObamaCON agenda.
Think of these seven elements as some of the basic “strategies” that support an overall “objective” of seizing control of America and establishing a PERMANENT OLIGARCHY. The “tactics” that support these strategies are now being executed by various means; including supposedly “noble” legislature (Health Care, Cap and Trade, etc.), the continuing establishment of “czars” in the executive branch, and the funding of the ObamaCON agenda using our tax dollars. The ultimate result will be something like the current Russian, Chinese, or Saudi Arabian governments, which are prime examples of the planned ObamaCON Oligarchy.
Strategic elements such as these summarize the real “change” that Obama promised during his campaign. The reason that most regular-thinking Americans can’t make any sense out of Obama’s executive decisions is that we milk cows are not yet tuned in to his hidden agenda. We attempt to understand the ObamaCONs in terms of the usual traditions of American politics; but the ObamaCONs can only be understood in the light of traditional Communist doctrine and a lust for power that is beyond the comprehension of a typical Middle American. Even when confronted with the absurdity of the premises of the ObamaCONs as a basis for an American government, we Middle American milk cows are generally too contented and too naïve to believe that any group of Americans would actually do this to their own country.
BELIEVE IT, the consequences are imminent, the implementation of their plan is very, very mature, and, if successful, the results will be disastrous to the America we know and love.
• THEORY OF THE PRECIPITATING EVENT
The emerging enlightenment of the American public to the ObamaCON CON is a real danger to their plan; so the ObamaCONs must seize total power before the American electorate catches on and kicks them out of office. Severe damage to their plan could be accomplished in the 2010 election. The plan could be totally thwarted by the 2012 election. The imminence of these elections is the driving force behind the administration’s speed in making changes to our national laws and to the structure of the executive branch. Thus, time is of the essence in pushing through all the changes needed to gain total control. However, there is a way that an acceleration of their rise to power can be quickly accomplished.
A national emergency is a good excuse for the ObamaCONs to seize total control of the country under martial law; from which the nation may never emerge. There are no nations that would or could come to our rescue as we did to Europe’s in World Wars I and II. One highly probable precipitating event would be a terrorist attack on U.S. soil. Circumstantial evidence suggests that such an event is being planned. The current weakening of the CIA and the administration’s de-emphasis on terrorism supports this “precipitating event” theory, as well as the projected time frame for it. The options for the Unknown Puppet Masters of the ObamaCONs to create a precipitating event are many. I place no corrupt scheme beyond the limits of their imaginations, including martyrdom of their own puppet if they believed that such was necessary to create a nationwide rally to their cause and a culmination of their rise to power. The ObamaCON Puppet Masters are very, very dangerous people and no one seems to know who they really are.
It is now only a question of whether us Middle American Cows wake up and act fast enough to stop these guys before it is too late. Many intelligent, well-intending Americans, Democrats and Republicans alike, are being duped into helping these Oligarchists toward the dismal end of our nation as we know it. Under martial law, there will be no more free elections. Obama, the “Anointed One” will remain in power until the shadow government decides that he is of no further use to them (whoever “they” are). By 2012, it will not matter whether Obama is at that time perceived to be a one-term President or not; because the Oligarchists do not intend for America to ever again have a free election. If Obama can become President without having to prove that he complies with our Constitution as to being born in the U.S., then what is to keep the ObamaCONs from also ignoring the Constitutional constraints of a two-term limit?

Monday, September 21, 2009

The ObamaCON CON Part #3

The ObamaCON CON
An OLIGARCHIAL HIJACKING of AMERICA

Part #3 of ObamaCON Series by a True Patriot with a code name of "Hit It." I did not write any of this series.

• Accepting Your New Role As One Of The Masses:
If you are not an ObamaCON, but just a regular old-fashioned, hard-working, God-fearing Middle-American, and would like to imagine what your future will be like under the rule of the ObamaCONs, you should think of yourself as a single milk cow in an enormous herd of milk cows; say, about 3 million other cows, all virtually indistinguishable from yourself. Since the management of such a large herd can be very complex and cumbersome, you will be given an identification number and a transmitting tag that will allow the ObamaCONs to find you and “help” you; should they decide that you are not adjusting well to your new life as a cow. Here are some useful insights into your future as a single numbered and tagged cow among the herd.
Your value to the ObamaCONs is to produce milk and only to produce milk. You do not have any individual value because to assign to you such a value would greatly complicate management of the herd. Your individual health is important only in the context of how it affects the total milk output of the herd. Milk output of the herd is broadly converted by the ObamaCONs into things that they decide will help the herd produce more milk; making you an indirect beneficiary of their overall concern for and management of the herd. The ObamaCONs will provide such things back to you from your individual output on a collective basis within the herd; such as universal vet care, covered shelter, clean straw to lay down upon, barn lighting and heating, minimal stress and strain in your daily existence while producing milk, etc. This is why you are so very fortunate to be such a contented cow among their herd of millions.
You should accept that a substantial portion of the herd’s output must be used to support the privileged needs of the ObamaCONs. This siphoning-off of the herd’s output, known as the “milk tax”, typically results in a shortage of resources to give back to the herd to help the herd produce more milk. This shortage of resources ultimately means that old cows, not producing as much milk as younger cows, are less valuable and must be sacrificed as needed to ensure the most efficient use of those limited resources flowing back down to the herd from the ObamaCONs. If the herd should become too large to live minimally off the nourishment of the land, any infant cow that causes the birth rate of the herd to exceed the death rate must be destroyed at birth. These rules apply to weak and/or sickly cows of any age; so try not to graze long where these type cows have been put out to pasture. Such rules as these for “pruning the herd” are a natural consequence of ObamaCONs having to efficiently manage a very large number of lazy cows; who, like yourself, would foolishly rather be lying around in the grass than performing your duty to provide milk to the ObamaCONs for redistribution to the herd.
Herd management is a genuine burden that must be borne by the ObamaCONs as a consequence of their intellectual superiority. Management of all these complicated interactions concerning the herd requires assignment of a large number of ObamaCONs to these day-to-day tasks. Accordingly, a delicate balance must be maintained between the consumption of the herd’s milk output to the ObamaCONs and the overall use of that output by the herd to ultimately sustain the existence of the herd. Establishment of a maximum sustainable value for the resultant “milk tax” to support the ObamaCONs is therefore critical; difficult to fixate at any given level; and requires continuous adjustment by the ObamaCONs. There is nothing simple about keeping you milk cows contented while simultaneously serving the ravenous appetites brought on by all the hard work accomplished by the ObamaCONs on your behalf. Besides that, they take a lot of coffee breaks, which you, as a cow, don’t need.
The single biggest danger to this delicate milk-management system is that you cows might stampede if too many of you become discontented. As you can imagine, ObamaCONs live in constant fear of a stampede because they have to make some tough decisions for the good of the herd, which can often agitate some of you cows. To help keep you cows contented, it is important that the ObamaCONs provide the herd with soothing noises throughout the day. This is best accomplished by isolating you cows from all noises other than those smooth, pleasant-sounding lies that emanate constantly from the mouths of the ObamaCONs. Any cows that are prone to agitate easily and disturb the herd must be removed from the herd and isolated, if not destroyed. To guard against the damaging results of a stampede, the ObamaCONs believe it is very important to have a large number of well-trained and well-equipped cowboys standing by to suppress any stampede on a moment’s notice. Due to the potential for having to deal urgently with the possibility of a stampede, all cowboys must organizationally report to the Chief of the Director’s Office of the Principal Elite (Chief DOPE).
NOW, if you can just get used to thinking of yourself as a numbered, tagged, continually tracked, constantly milked, but contented cow, then you should eventually be able to appreciate all the fine work the ObamaCONs are doing on your behalf to change America; all while you are grazing peacefully in its green pastures created by your previous hard work and that of your forefathers. And…...by the way.……mooooooooo…….(cow talk for welcome to):