Pajamas Media » Liberalomania: Don’t Drink the Water in D.C.

Pajamas Media » Liberalomania: Don’t Drink the Water in D.C.

Scarier than H1N1, liberalomania is reaching epidemic proportions in Washington. Fortunately for the sake of our country, there are treatment options.

Doctors recommend taking a basic economics course, reading the Constitution, and ingesting hearty doses of conservative talk radio. Radio listeners who switched from Ed Schultz to Laura Ingraham (Rush Limbaugh is my recommendation) had a 98% recovery rate.

Of course, prevention is the best medicine. Anyone over the age of 21 who still plays the blame game should consult a­ doctor. And although there is no vaccine currently on the market for liberalomania, doctors do have some suggestions of things to avoid in order to stay healthy. One of the best things you can do to prevent an uncontrollable liberal infection is to stay away from propaganda. This means avoiding CNN, MSNBC, most of the mainstream nightly news programs, and most importantly, the New York Times (warning: click these links at your own risk). And because the exact cause of such infections are still unknown, when visiting Washington, D.C., don’t drink the water.

A lot of doctors I know don't even treat themselves for Liberalomania, much less recommend it to their patients.